chenicus rex

that chenface killah

wit & shit: new resume/marketable skills, pt. 1:

many talents for hire: (wife! being a great wife!)

witandshit:

  • excellent at sleeping. in bed, a car, a bus, a plane, you name it. any place, any time, i’m a professional dozer. no ambien needed, as sleep is already my addiction. rip van parys/rachel van winkle.
  • excellent at eating. do you need someone who is very good at eating? i’m your girl. i will eat a…
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