December 2011
2 posts
wit & shit: new resume/marketable skills, pt. 1: →
many talents for hire: (wife! being a great wife!)
witandshit:
excellent at sleeping. in bed, a car, a bus, a plane, you name it. any place, any time, i’m a professional dozer. no ambien needed, as sleep is already my addiction. rip van parys/rachel van winkle.
excellent at eating. do you need someone who is very good at eating? i’m your girl. i will eat a…
